"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.
biteyface time
28 year old ongoing werewolf-obsessed disaster.(she/they) evelynn_blanc @ twitter // azaelers @ ao3
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now
There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
best Ratthi moment
Yelling "It is a person!" over the megaphone during a hostage situation
"You look great!"
Telling the negotiator that he's just a biologist who doesn't understand "money"
"It's joking! That's how it looks when it's joking." [Stop joking.]
Exasperated relationship conversation while Murderbot hides in the bathroom
"Then stop being mean to it," Ratthi told him. "That might help."
That time he tried to jump into a pit full of Giant Death Worm
"The practice is disgusting, it's horrible, it's slavery."
Other (tell us!)
Dr. Ratthi: #1 Man
obligatory shout-out to, "anyone who doesnt believe machine intelligences don't have feelings needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now."
fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK
eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED
visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS
what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness
you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand